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WWKD
What Would Kirk Do?
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WWSD
What Would Spock Do?
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Not just a hobby,
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If you can read this,
our cloaking device is broken again
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Boldly Going Nowhere
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Beam this, Scotty
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I'm not expendable,
I'm not stupid,
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Subspace Communications
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-CAUTION-
Tailgaters subject to phaser bombardment
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I am Fully Functional
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Assimilation
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Help Wanted: Telepath
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Human by Birth
Klingon by Choice
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My other vehicle was assimilated
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Beam Me Up Scotty!
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Very funny Scotty.
Now beam down the clothes.
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I Brake for Cubes
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My kid swindled your honor student at the
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Kill them all...
Let Q sort them out.
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Q'Pla
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I was Klingon before
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My child has more HONOR
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Klingon Prime Directive
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Klingon Prime Directive:
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My ship finally came in, but
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Beam Me Up Scotty!
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Guns don't kill people,
Type 2 phasers kill people.
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I'd Rather be:
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WARNING
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My kid & your taxes go to
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Dear Starfleet, Hate you. Hate the
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Assimilate This!
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I Grock Spock!
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The Few. The Browed.
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Klingons Live long and Conquer
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My Other Vehicle Is The Enterprise-D
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My Other Vehicle Is The Enterprise
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This Is The Enterprise [In Disguise]
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Warning Tribbles on Board
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My Other Car is a Starship
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Keep The Galaxy Clean
Kill A Borg Today!
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Keep The Galaxy Clean
Kill A Cardassian Today!
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Keep The Galaxy Clean
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Kill A Klingon Today!
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Keep The Galaxy Clean
Kill A Romulan Today!
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Picard / Riker in 2004
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Starfleet
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