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Live Long and PAWSper

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Howling Frequencies are Open

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WWKD
What Would Kirk Do?

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WWSD
What Would Spock Do?

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Not just a hobby,
it's an obsession.

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If you can read this,
our cloaking device is broken again

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Boldly Going Nowhere

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Beam this, Scotty

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I'm not expendable,
I'm not stupid,
and I'm not going.

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Subspace Communications
Next best thing to beaming there.

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-CAUTION-
Tailgaters subject to phaser bombardment

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I am Fully Functional

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Assimilation
is not a family value

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Help Wanted: Telepath
You know where to apply

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Human by Birth
Klingon by Choice

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My other vehicle was assimilated
by the Borg!

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Beam Me Up Scotty!

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Very funny Scotty.
Now beam down the clothes.

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I Brake for Cubes

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My kid swindled your honor student at the
Ferengi School of Business
Where students learn to profit from more than just mistakes.

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Kill them all...
Let Q sort them out.

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Q'Pla
All Klingon, All the Time

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- CAUTION -
Trigger-Happy Klingon on Tactical

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I was Klingon before
Klingon was cool

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My child has more HONOR
Than your child!

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Klingon Prime Directive
Shoot It

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Klingon Prime Directive:
HoH chaH [Kill Them]

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Klingon Empire
Survey Vessel

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My ship finally came in, but
it was the Kobayashi Maru!

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Beam Me Up Scotty!
There's no intelligent life down here.

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Guns don't kill people,
Type 2 phasers kill people.

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I'd Rather be:
Annoying Earthers, Outwitting Organians,
Tormenting Tribbles, All of the above.

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WARNING
This vehicle warps space
and time in its vicinity

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My kid & your taxes go to
Starfleet Academy

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Dear Starfleet, Hate you. Hate the
Federation. Taking Voyager. ~Janeway

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Starfleet
Recruiting Officer

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Trek Geek

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Trekker: The Next Generation

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This vehicle travels at
Warp Speed

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Real Warriors don't set for stun!

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Assimilate This!

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I Grock Spock!

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The Few. The Browed.
The Klingons

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Klingons Live long and Conquer

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My Other Vehicle Is The Enterprise-D

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My Other Vehicle Is The Enterprise

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The Red Shirt Society
T-shirts, hats and more too!

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Vulcan Embassy Staff Vehicle

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This Is The Enterprise [In Disguise]

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This Is The Enterprise-D [In Disguise]

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Warning Tribbles on Board

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Vulcan Power

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My Other Car is a Starship

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Auxillary Shuttle Craft for the USS Enterprise
Auxillary Shuttle Craft for the USS Enterprise

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Auxillary Shuttle Craft for the USS Enterprise-D

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Auxillary Shuttle Craft for the USS Enterprise-E

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Keep The Galaxy Clean
Kill A Borg Today!

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Keep The Galaxy Clean
Kill A Cardassian Today!

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Keep The Galaxy Clean
Kill A Ferengi Today!

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Keep The Galaxy Clean
Kill A Klingon Today!

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Keep The Galaxy Clean
Kill A Romulan Today!

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Keep The Galaxy Clean
Kill A Tribble Today!

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Picard / Riker in 2004

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Kirk / Spock in 2004

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Sisko / Kira in 2004

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Janeway / Chakotay in 2004

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Starfleet Secuirty
The few, the proud, the expendable

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